Miscommunication at Bushwood
- Sandy MacReedy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course.
- Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
- Sandy MacReedy: Gophers! You great git! Not golfers! The little brown furry rodents!
- Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason.